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Ted Stroehmann is the type of guy whose
angst drives his psychiatrist out of the room... the
type of guy whose family jewelsget caught in his zipper the night of his senior prom.
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This unfortunate everyman maynot be lucky in life, but he was once lucky in love. At
seventeen,
he met the girl of every man's dreams, Mary Jenson, who asked him to their senior prom in
Rhode
Island. She was a real babe, a gem of a girl, until his jewels short-circuited the
romance. After school ended that year, she moved with her family to Florida, and Ted never
saw heragain.
But, there's something about Mary that still bewitches Ted. Although he hasn't seen her in
over a dozen years, since that shameful prom night, his heart still flutters at the
recollection of her. He's still crazy about her after all these years, and curious as to
her whereabouts. At the insistence of his good friend Dom, he hires private eye Pat Healy
to track her down in Miami.
Though a little older now, Mary is even more beautiful than Ted recalls, with a successful
medical career and a soft spot for the handicapped. However, Healy informs Ted, in his
efforts to keep Mary for himself, that she has become a mail-order bride, an overweight,
wheelchair-bound mother of four kids out-of-wedlock.
But, the real jerk is Healy who, obsessed and totally in love with Mary, lies about his
own
background in trying to win her love.
A competition for Mary's affections ensues when Ted finds out the dick lied to him. He
drives down to Miami from his home in Rhode Island to hopefully rekindle a romance that
held promise many years before. But, another complication arises when Mary discovers that
Ted hired Healy.
There's something about Mary all right. Something that brings out the stalker in every guy
she meets!
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